U.S Immigration – Foil Arms and Hog

U.S Immigration – Foil Arms and Hog


Before granting you entry to the United States. We have a few simple questions. It’s just a formality. Okay. I’m actually Irish, myself. False. I know, I hadn’t started. Oh yeah, sorry. Question one, the United States is governed by two major parties. Uh, can you name them? The Gun Lobby and Big Tobacco. What is the name of America’s National Holiday? Black Friday. In what state is the city of Chicago? State of violence What is America’s most dominant race? The Hundred Meter Butterfly Quick fire round, finish these sentences. America is the greatest something in the world- weapons exporter. Martin Luther King had a- tough time getting equal rights. Finally, the United States was founded in- mischievous circumstance surrounding land claims from Indigenous people. Welcome to America Right Thank you very much for watching we’re foil arms and hug. and tomorrow we are going to America if we get through passport control We’re doing gigs in Kansas and later on September our new show is coming to the Dublin Fringe and also Cork. Doomdah

100 Comments

  • Ryan Dumiter

    January 6, 2018

    MORE AMERICAN STEREOTYPES, I LOVE THEM!

    Reply
  • ALEJANDRO MENA

    January 25, 2018

    Hilarious! And a great message to many Americans.

    Reply
  • Andrew hohenthaner

    January 25, 2018

    Donโ€™t forget to grab a Government handout if you find yourselves in America again.

    Reply
  • Sunflower Socialist

    February 5, 2018

    I wish I knew you all existed back in 2016,
    Iโ€™m actually from Kansas!

    Reply
  • the ScreamS

    February 10, 2018

    The main problem with Wezz is that he just can't track back.A delight to play with mind you.

    Reply
  • MrSporkster

    February 11, 2018

    You guys should team up with Michael Finn Seamus McDonnell O'Flahahaherty.

    Reply
  • Tiger74147

    February 11, 2018

    I was born here, and no one gave me a Baretta 92 of any variety. I feel cheated!

    Reply
  • jhumenik97

    February 15, 2018

    Their reaction when they get the gun cracked me up!

    Reply
  • rock meck

    February 19, 2018

    I know very little about the US.. I just understood that this video is intended to mock the US system..
    Can someone explain about.. literally everything in this video..
    Who are Gun Lobby and Big Tobacco?
    Interviewer being Irish?!
    Whats about Black Friday ?
    Is US really the biggest weapon exporter?

    And about the GUN? xD
    Do they really hand out guns? and what is it all about?!

    Thanks in advance!

    Reply
  • Poonacha Cariapa

    March 2, 2018

    Ha ha ha !

    Reply
  • Edward Collier

    March 4, 2018

    As an American myself, I can tell you this is accurate af.

    Reply
  • Antonioborg009

    March 6, 2018

    Love it. My country is weird.

    Reply
  • Michael R

    March 6, 2018

    The gun part is accurate.

    Reply
  • Youtuber Intro music

    March 7, 2018

    This was pretty legit tho

    Reply
  • Reinhart Alvaro

    March 8, 2018

    When you get a green card get a complimentary glock and some biscuits

    Reply
  • imran khan

    March 9, 2018

    Sarcasm gold ๐Ÿ˜Š

    Reply
  • Not Your Dad

    March 10, 2018

    The 100 meter butterfly ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

    Reply
  • Syed Raza

    March 11, 2018

    Not to seem stupid but what the in world is 100 m butterfly

    Reply
  • T KSB

    March 12, 2018

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Miguel DelaCruz

    March 14, 2018

    Lol wicked as fuck

    Reply
  • Andrew Moore

    March 15, 2018

    As an American, I can say I love this.

    Reply
  • wolf running

    March 23, 2018

    why is "irish myself" followed by "false"?

    Reply
  • Jarrett Fowler

    March 27, 2018

    SECOND AMMENDMENT WBIUGBUIGSIBGIBOFFHUWLIEG

    Reply
  • eXGn0cKS Gaming

    March 28, 2018

    As an american i can testify that this is 100% accurate

    Reply
  • Stephen Havilland

    April 1, 2018

    As a U.S. citizen, I find this hilarious. Comedy sure cuts to the truth. Ah, we have Trump, and the Irish Republic will have to deal with the U.K.'s Brexit affecting Northern Ireland.

    Reply
  • Belizario Castillo

    April 2, 2018

    This is so sad …

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  • ็„กๅฃ

    April 3, 2018

    I understood this perfectly but I didnโ€™t get the one for the UK (probably because I donโ€™t live there)

    Reply
  • Cassandra Nom de Plume

    April 5, 2018

    "Welcome to America." hands them a gun

    This is too true.

    Reply
  • wyatt peters

    April 6, 2018

    God I lost it when he handed him a gun

    Reply
  • The Amazing Jack

    April 11, 2018

    As an American this video is highly accurate great job guys

    Reply
  • dec

    April 28, 2018

    Im American and this is THE best!

    Reply
  • H Travel vlog

    May 2, 2018

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ, love you guys this is so hilarious. Please do the Pakistan immigration lol. People will love to watch that

    Reply
  • Ayaz Raisani

    May 11, 2018

    and Americans think Pakistani people are actual terrorists

    Reply
  • Donald Trumpy

    July 4, 2018

    Funny as AF

    Reply
  • Rao Abdullah

    July 4, 2018

    Love to see you guys.
    What a sense of humour.

    Reply
  • xYouthAttackx

    July 12, 2018

    unbelievably accurate. well done

    Reply
  • clint brunke

    July 19, 2018

    Hands him a gun lol ….

    Reply
  • Ginnie M

    July 30, 2018

    I enjoy your clips. It seems like you guys have subtitles in more recent clips of yours. Subtitles would be really handy for me, cuz English is not my first language. Thank you!

    Reply
  • Menuki

    August 7, 2018

    So inaccurate, they should've each gotten a gun and no choice? Rifle? Shotgun?

    Reply
  • John Russell

    August 8, 2018

    Bullshit I had to buy my gun!

    Reply
  • LV-Gamer 25

    August 30, 2018

    And when I got to yankee land,
    they showed a gun into my hands,
    saying "Paddy, you must go and fight for Lincoln."

    Reply
  • Techgurl 91

    September 11, 2018

    I'm from the US and I think this is hilarious!

    Reply
  • Emiliano Alatorre

    September 12, 2018

    Damn I wish it was this easy ๐Ÿ˜ข I just got myself a tourist visa denied, I guess Iโ€™ll never get to see Lebron James play for the Lakers.

    Reply
  • Max Lavelle

    September 21, 2018

    Really good video lads keep up the good work

    Reply
  • LimyMage918

    September 21, 2018

    As an American, yes

    Reply
  • Ros

    September 21, 2018

    Love it. Although you would get a glock instead of a beretta.

    Reply
  • noferblatz

    October 3, 2018

    Oh my God! As an American, I took terrible offense to your portrayal of us Americans. Giving those guys GUNS at the end of their swearing in. The USA would never give away guns like that! We'd give 'em Glocks! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Reply
  • Daren James

    October 7, 2018

    Just watched this one again. Who comes to the US and does gigs in Kansas??

    Reply
  • Ban All Pineapples

    October 9, 2018

    This just got mentioned on Reddit, lads, keep it up!

    Reply
  • Cj Quinn

    October 11, 2018

    When would you guys be touring in America again? Any chance of New York City?

    Reply
  • Jessica Carron

    October 18, 2018

    Hahahahaha come to Toronto

    Reply
  • Raspberry j35f

    October 21, 2018

    As an American I find this very true

    Reply
  • Martians on Maui

    October 22, 2018

    Kansas? WTF?

    Reply
  • Asha H

    November 3, 2018

    Chicago in a state of violence. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Wally Massage

    November 13, 2018

    Sorry I missed you guys!! Hope you come back to the US…specifically Texas! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  • ChrisD117

    November 20, 2018

    I mean theyโ€™re not wrong

    Reply
  • Stephen Kohnle

    November 20, 2018

    As an american, good luck not getting shot while in the US.

    Reply
  • John Dunne

    November 28, 2018

    When going to the states one of the security guys pronounced Caoimhe as chowmay. Other times its been Cillian as sillian and Oisรญn as ocean, oysin, ohseen and God knows how many others

    Reply
  • Gabrielle Williams Hamer

    December 1, 2018

    Just discovered you guys – and your are awesome!

    Reply
  • C.A. Savage

    December 10, 2018

    Two years later and it's still true.

    Reply
  • Ria Hill

    December 12, 2018

    I wanted to be offended….but it's all so true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • The Friendliest Gamer

    December 14, 2018

    This was hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Mima Records

    December 19, 2018

    Damn you guys are good!

    Reply
  • Meredith Richardson

    January 19, 2019

    Burn!

    Reply
  • Sam Vidas

    January 20, 2019

    He does a good accent

    Reply
  • Nafisa Meliholova

    January 24, 2019

    It's genius

    Reply
  • ForeZone

    February 24, 2019

    โ€œWelcome to Americaโ€ *hands gun*

    Reply
  • Jacquelyn Jennings

    March 2, 2019

    Trigger discipline boys.

    Reply
  • danimalplanimal

    March 3, 2019

    no, not the gun lobby and big tobacco… big pharma and big banking.

    Reply
  • Omixam

    March 12, 2019

    "What's america national anthem?"
    "Pumped Up Kicks"
    "Correct"

    Reply
  • hoii

    March 27, 2019

    The 100m butterfly lol

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  • We are all born mad

    April 1, 2019

    I find it disturbing how Americans in the comment apparently recognise different models of handguns on sight.

    Reply
  • Eugenie Heraty

    April 3, 2019

    Wow all these answers a actually ……… true!

    Reply
  • __

    April 18, 2019

    i wish they handed me a gun coming to the US. both the countries i were in before had such strict gun laws too, and now the state i'm in still has harsh gun laws. how wonderfully safe i feel.

    Reply
  • Coffee House Media

    April 25, 2019

    As an American I approve this art

    Reply
  • Hunter Killian

    April 26, 2019

    I live near chicago, this is an accurate portrayal of the States lol.

    Reply
  • Dauda Andrรกs

    May 8, 2019

    Damn it! I only got a potato gun!

    Reply
  • Margarita M.

    May 21, 2019

    – Iโ€™m actually Irish myself
    – False, plastic Paddy! Next!

    Reply
  • D0cSkip

    June 1, 2019

    GREAT Sketch, now do one demonizing the left…the two parties could be Unions and Planned parenthood

    Reply
  • Haygeniddison

    June 12, 2019

    The truthful thing

    Reply
  • Sorcerer Vaati64

    June 30, 2019

    You are so so good changing accents!!

    Reply
  • Mirza Ahmed

    July 15, 2019

    Brilliant.

    Reply
  • Cupcake Cart

    August 8, 2019

    When he handed him the gun. XD

    Reply
  • BluZebra

    August 17, 2019

    Ah fuck off ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • Lee Young Woo

    August 17, 2019

    Would have been great if at the end the star spangled banner was playing as they shook hands

    Reply
  • TheNorthernSkeptic

    August 17, 2019

    Made me laugh. I needed that. Thanks. Have a Like ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Reply
  • Turbopotato3000

    September 12, 2019

    godamn it, if this video had the views form all the peeps who's stolen it, yall would be above 100 mill atleast

    Reply
  • sarah is me

    September 22, 2019

    This was too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pretty much sums up things.
    But I'm jealous! I've lived in America all my life and I have yet to get my gun โ˜น. why don't I have my gun?! ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ™ƒ

    Reply
  • Kory Dugger

    September 23, 2019

    Love it

    Reply
  • Luis Costa

    September 23, 2019

    Did you guys ended up going through immigration without issues?

    Reply
  • Jeremy Stubbs

    September 24, 2019

    Well, at least they got Black Friday and Chicago right.

    Reply
  • Lauren Conrad

    September 25, 2019

    You guys nailed it.

    Reply
  • Alvin Marcus

    September 26, 2019

    And we're gonna keep em too.
    The guns…not these guys.
    Unless they want to stay.
    But you gotta learn to shoot.
    It's the law.

    Reply
  • Biggy Iron

    September 28, 2019

    Every thing that leaves their mouth is negative. If the US is so bad why are they going to the US? Oh yeah there's money to be made there

    Reply
  • Conrad Boerner

    September 28, 2019

    This is actually quite agreeable, as an American Native myself.

    Reply
  • Horn Kraft

    September 29, 2019

    Well, these comments certainly took a turn from comedy! A bit anti-American and anti-gun. I've never fired a gun in my life but many Americans were in the military over the last 50 years and trained in arms. I think maybe the neutrality of Ireland has made the Irish experience to be much different than ours.

    Reply
  • STEVEN SPENNEBERG

    September 29, 2019

    ๐Ÿ‘Ž. THUMBS DOWN!! Making fun of Americaโ€™s Rights, is NOT the way to gain fans in the States. In fact, when Foreigners mock us, we usually BAN THEM FOR LIFE. I seriously almost unsubscribed. If you disagree, I donโ€™t give a shit. Because you will notice, in the States…the English DO NOT OCCUPY nine of our northern States. Thatโ€™s because WE shot them!! When you kick them out of YOUR country, THEN I will listen to your thoughts on the matter.

    Reply
  • Blessed Rose

    September 30, 2019

    As an American I can confirm. Amazing job yaโ€™ll!! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  • TheRawBabe

    September 30, 2019

    Black Friday is National Holiday ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  • dakuba dakuba

    September 30, 2019

    That was spot on. Lol

    Reply

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