Space Tourism (Ep 1) | Elite: Dangerous

Space Tourism (Ep 1) | Elite: Dangerous


Damn it alright
come on come on come on oh Mars you decided to join us
Jesus Christ did you fly an Orca in here? What is wrong with you?
What do you mean it’s a new mission? There’s no There’s no mission to fly a fucking
Orca into the middle of a crime sweep. Jesus Lots of credit fro flying VIPs?
Mars there’s there’s no there’s no credit for flying VIPs
Mars that’s that’s not a real mission. There’s no
No it’s it’s it’s not a real mission What the hell are you doing? Jesus Christ!
No Stay away! I needed a wing man not a fucking cruise ship
What do you mean you are going to the next spot?
Oh God okay Where is it you think the next place to go
is? Mars there’s no mission that requires you
to fly an Orca Yeah I’m following ya. I don’t know why I
am following you but I am following you Why are you going into this middle of this
middle of this ice canyon? Yeah I see you put a Orca in the middle of
a rock planet and Mars you realize that this is hostile territory. We are in the middle
of Fed Space. It’s a tourist destination.
What could possibly be touristy about a rock planet?
Dude this is the sweetest rock planet ever one foot in. opps that looks like a rough
landing. What about the other two feet? Yep just a little to the and the. That’ yep there!
There you go. Now let’s get out. Ready? 3 2 1 mark!

71 Comments

  • Johnny Martinez

    April 7, 2016

    More please.

    Reply
  • Orcun Gurler

    April 7, 2016

    that was awesome! Im gonna watch it again 😀

    Reply
  • Eihan Myer

    April 7, 2016

    Mind if I ask your UI colors?

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  • BubbaCheez78

    April 7, 2016

    This video is amazing, I love flying my Orca, nobody told me I couldn't pirate in style. FEAR THE SPACE WHALE

    Reply
  • bigbenorr

    April 7, 2016

    Wow this kind of makes me want an Orca….lol

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  • HobbitCraftGaming

    April 8, 2016

    Fantastic first episode. Keep it up.

    Reply
  • Vyk 'Rhan Darzhul

    April 8, 2016

    If you're going to keep the shennanigans going, consider me subscribed.

    Reply
  • Edard Potts

    April 8, 2016

    More 😀

    Reply
  • Nick Adams

    April 8, 2016

    Plz moar orca photography

    Good videos guys

    Reply
  • AreZee

    April 8, 2016

    What's the first track called? It's none of the three links, I checked 🙂

    Reply
  • Mhmn

    April 8, 2016

    Brilliant!

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  • Electricgent

    April 8, 2016

    the real credit is the friendship and fun you make along the way

    Reply
  • riscdesign

    April 13, 2016

    Orcas rock. As a Fed pilot, I wouldnt shoot a defenseless little Orca in Federation space.
    must resist urge to shoot Orca, must resist urge to shoot Orca
    well maybe I would shoot him a little…

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  • Mark Godfrey

    April 15, 2016

    2 years without passenger missions have driven some CMDRs crazy…. clearly 😛

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  • Gustavo Vasconcelos

    April 15, 2016

    I laughed so hard at this. Mars is awesome!

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  • Turjan Starstone

    April 22, 2016

    LOL! Frontier take note – we NEED this mission!
    Excellent idea Commander 😀
    o7

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  • Metalrain's gaming

    April 30, 2016

    You sir have earned me subscription to you, best series I've seen and couldn't stop laughing. I saw your comment on another video and it sparked my interest. I'm so glad it did!

    Reply
  • Dennis Matheson

    May 17, 2016

    You know you're about to make me buy an Orca, right?

    Reply
  • TheKidnappedOne

    May 20, 2016

    so on a semi serious note, how are you guys capturing this, is it a third person watching from the outside, or are you guys just that good with the classified camera?

    Reply
  • Rescindent

    May 20, 2016

    Stumbled across your videos yesterday, love the crazy antics. Had me in stitches the whole way through 🙂

    Reply
  • Ueberdoziz

    June 2, 2016

    i cry everytim

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  • Remiel Pollard

    June 12, 2016

    I like to think of Mars as a Kerbal.

    Always hyper excited for an adventure, while being completely unaware of the danger.

    Reply
  • Daniel Pearson

    June 16, 2016

    That was hilarious/awesome, nice work!!

    Reply
  • Thebagfather46

    June 18, 2016

    Do you and mars sit and write all  this stuff and plan it or make it up as you go either way cracking and funny keep it up lads

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  • Matthew

    June 24, 2016

    I love your videos! Any chance you know the name of the song from the rock planet montage around 2:35? It's so peaceful, fits the scene perfectly.

    Reply
  • Jacob Brown

    June 29, 2016

    you guys are so awesome

    Reply
  • CMDR Richard Feynman

    July 15, 2016

    If you need extras for your next video I'm applying! Anything you need – CMDR Richard Feynman

    Reply
  • Alex Paton

    July 19, 2016

    Great video! What's the song that starts around 2:40

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  • Jekas Obps

    July 31, 2016

    Mars the dog  /@[email protected]  and Spawrks the human  |(.__.)|    …

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  • The Storm

    August 19, 2016

    Great video! If I may ask, what song did you use for the intro? Doesn't seem to be in the description and shazam didn't find anything.

    Reply
  • Manny Ona'Leash

    August 24, 2016

    Frontier should hire you guys, seriously these are the best adverts for ED I've ever seen

    Reply
  • TheRoxyReport

    August 27, 2016

    So I've just discovered your channel….I'm hooked! Bravo with the production value on these videos! my favirote is where you get stranded on the Ice planet its a shame they patched it!

    Reply
  • Princeofmellon

    August 27, 2016

    i remember doing this on Triton before it had a permit

    Reply
  • John Allardyce

    January 6, 2017

    The Dukes music really, really fits your channel 😀

    Reply
  • Skyhijinx

    February 5, 2017

    "NAILED IT"

    Reply
  • ElfinPlatypus13

    February 13, 2017

    What's the intro music?

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  • SpaceDolphin101

    February 17, 2017

    dude the music is amazing where do you get em

    Reply
  • Tago

    February 20, 2017

    The music really fits all of these videos

    Reply
  • CMDR Halofanatiks

    February 22, 2017

    Whats the intro song called?

    Reply
  • M3T4L5LU6

    February 23, 2017

    Who is the intro music by?

    Keep up the good work!

    Reply
  • attack125

    February 23, 2017

    what's wrong with being in the middle of fed space?  are you a fucking pirate?  feds are my friends.  they make bounty hunting easy. all i have to do is follow them around and pick off their pray

    Reply
  • attack125

    February 23, 2017

    03:40  holy shit.  i did not know an orca was that agile

    Reply
  • System-333 Promo

    February 24, 2017

    open music!!! link pls!!!! plssss!!!

    Reply
  • SpaceDolphin101

    March 8, 2017

    I read the comments and I saw that u DELIBERATELY hid the name of the intro song…

    Reply
  • ShadowKnight 849

    March 12, 2017

    When I heard the Intro all I could think of was Battlefield Bill

    Reply
  • Nathan Erickson

    March 17, 2017

    Totally bought an Orca because of this series. Saud Kruger should be paying Mars for promotional work.

    Reply
  • Michael Stoneman

    March 17, 2017

    what is the music in this

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  • Damocles

    March 25, 2017

    So mars took some onion head and hallucinated future transport missions…

    Reply
  • IndieZocker

    March 28, 2017

    It's is fucking funny and actually the way I found your channel 20 minutes ago but I would really like to see Mars talking.

    Reply
  • 4ll g00d th1ng$

    April 2, 2017

    i enjoyed this and went back and i realized you called the feds hostile, ARE YOU IMPERIAL SCUM!?!?

    Reply
  • Sakari

    April 14, 2017

    This looks good im gonna watch all of them and sub if there is more!!

    Reply
  • Lazlow Rave

    June 25, 2017

    "I need a wing man not a [f*ck*ng] cruise ship!"

    Reply
  • DocDelicious

    July 2, 2017

    I'm watching because it's excellent. I don't care if it's relevant or not, Mars. So there.

    Reply
  • BSBroderick

    July 24, 2017

    It's like a Mute Space Cyanide from ZF.

    Reply
  • ani hack

    July 27, 2017

    I am wondering, I searched through all the songs in the description, but I can't seem to find the opening music. Is it an original music made for this video?

    Reply
  • Proudnhello

    August 4, 2017

    I watched this on my way back to the bubble from colonia. In a belugas liner. Helped take the edge off the space madness.

    Reply
  • JamBear

    August 7, 2017

    I lost my shit at "It's the new mission"

    Reply
  • Ocean Man

    August 10, 2017

    Whats the intro music?! I just need to know!

    Reply
  • monjessenstein

    August 10, 2017

    what is the music you use in all your intros? not listed in the description

    Reply
  • Kieran Vax'iliaN

    August 29, 2017

    FOUND IT, THE INTRO MUSIC IS
    stomping grounds by silent partner.

    Reply
  • M. Volgrand

    October 19, 2017

    Wait, was Spawrks actually shooting a system defence ship? What a way of getting bounties!

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  • Frank Things

    December 30, 2017

    "A. Lavigny-Duval"

    wait are you flying the empress

    Reply
  • Ruben A

    January 14, 2018

    Does he play on pc or xbox? I've always wondered….

    Reply
  • dourden

    January 22, 2018

    Hilarious XDDDD

    Reply
  • The N.C.C

    February 28, 2018

    Orca vs security? I watched that and was like, "I can totally do that in a Dolphin!". Dolphin vs Thargoids… you can guess what happened…

    Reply
  • ARWINGx1

    May 21, 2018

    0:50 XD wish I had a friend like that, sure, I'd probably sound upset for bringing the wrong ship into the wrong scenario, at the same time, I'd enjoy the company of someone doing something you'd least expect.

    Reply
  • Dark Master78

    July 7, 2018

    I LOVE ELITE DANGEROUS

    Reply
  • Random Roleplays

    January 26, 2019

    2:33 – Is this music from a Sim's game lmao

    Reply
  • Douglas Purcell

    February 5, 2019

    These videos are absolutely underrated. Just found your channel and this is the BEST ED content on youtube!!!

    Reply
  • daano50 letter

    March 27, 2019

    Whats the song at 2:35?

    Reply
  • poisenbery

    May 20, 2019

    Intro song is Stomping Grounds – Silent Partner

    Reply

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